Eye-Skate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep3]

Hilarious

Whole series of entertaining scatterbrain style humor is just hilarious, make more!

[the Last of the Dashkin]

Amazing as always

Always love the detailed frame by frame and fluid motion exhibited in this series, truly a show of great talent. Keep up the great work!

[I Am Metal Slug]

A pun...

This entire flash was basically one joke, a pun, (barely funny one) maybe it's because I didn't like the voice acting, (yousluryourwurds) Good mouth animations but thats about it. Front page? nope

BMack24 responds:

that's exactly what the entire flash is: one joke.

ha, the slurring makes lip synching more difficult than it would be normally. i need to work on that.

you don't like that it's on front page? ok i'll go take it down... oh wait.

[Barney Life Lessons]

eh not very funny

I think you just killed morbid humour. Plus there is barely any animation in this. No good.

[How to be a Guitar Hero]

Alright

KHad some funny bits but got boring. Plus this is better suited for YouTube than Newgrounds. Newgrounds is for flash animations. Just because Flash supports video doesn't make video animation. :p

[Chris Crocker gets shot]

Genius

Thank You...

DnaDraxxus responds:

Oh you are welcome kind sir! Glad you enjoyed it.

[How alcohol works]

Good Premice.

Could've been way better though.

[Halo: Orions Spartans I]

Couldn't finish it...

Learn to f**king talk you overly-dramtic nerds. The sentences were almost complete nonsense, the voice acting just horrible and a script that makes most pornos sound like they deserve emmy's. The overly dramtic shit was just unbearable. The animation(ish) wasn't bad, it was graphicaly sound, I just can't get by how anoying I got by the whole thing. This could have been great if you worked on the script just a little (because thats all you would have to do, just a little bit of editing) work on the script.
Example: "Visiblity 0" if you wanted to be dramatic why not actually choose a plausable number? First of all visiblity isn't represented by numbers unless by machine, and if it were, you would never get 0 as the reading unless the quipment was broken. I know this seems like petty stuff but cinimaticaly it matters.

Enzer0 responds:

"I dont see anything" You take that literatlly, the spartans were saying it formally - Sharp and quick not pussy footing around. Its raining so bad with heavy cloud cover that they cant see shit! Thats what they were saying. Never heard a police intercom? You can go online and listen live.

[Rude-Boy & Junior: Ep. 6]

You're right it has been done before, and better

the fact that the previous review from SlamBradley was funnier than your cartoon is the funniest thing to come from the movie..

[GUM]

haha knew it...

Pretty good love the concept, a thought i had if i had about my personal sense of comedic timing and editing; I would have cut to the END? right after the second kid looks atthe gum, from a directorial standpoint the rest is implyed therefore leaving it out more dramatic, however this is still some very good work, i liked it keep workin