Eye-Skate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Amateur Minute 6]

Shit

And just because you save up ALLOT of your shit doesnt mean it still isnt shit. This is the kind of stuff you see getting blammed all the time in the portal only difference is you put allot of it into one flash.

Lord-Sonx responds:

actully, the stuff that gets blammed is just crap. this is a collection of randomness.. if you do no tlike randomness then dont watch/review or vote 0.

The AM series is shot doodle sketchs. it is not ment to be 4/5 material! it is just a bit of fun!!

[McDarnold's (Superseded)]

well the movie was ok...

but i have a feeling i'd want to beat you up in real life. Just from the sound of your voices thats all, nothing personal. Also none of this was very funny and allot was stolen from the usual sources.

NAveryW responds:

Nothing was stolen and none of the voices really sound like me.

[HouseOnHappyHillReloaded]

just a few things

you made up about 2 of the jokes in this thing, everything else was from the simpsons or was formulaic dominant submisive abuse humor which is a um 'interesting" lets say, from of humour in itself. I could forgive you for the graphics since you made fun of them yourself but it would have been nice if you had a scene where you demonstrated your GOOD abilities just to balance it out. ===NEEDS WORK====

Xiphon responds:

Uh, well for one, i stopped watching the simpsons several seasons ago, So i have no idea which jokes were the ones that were actually original. Not sure what you mean about Dominant submisive abuse humor either, the humor style I went for in this was social and contradictive. A lot of things that wouldn't normally go together, such as a hord of very terrifying zombies that can't even break a door down, or two totally oposite people that wont ever stop arguing, even when normal people would. And the graphics, I know i'm not good with. The joke about it was an inside joke from a review on the original. (You hear that reviewers? watch what you say or I may reference you in later work!) I would probably heed this review a bit more if it actually pointed out which specific things were out of place.

[Mindless Killing]

lame

this was queit simply a horrible attempt to copy the incredible Madness series. Poorly developed ideas and lame animation. Lame, lame, LAME
PS. Get better before you start submiting material

uk-harrier responds:

Well sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mister skatey eyes.

[Damn Good Times]

not bad...

Speaking from an animators point of view you need to work on drawing, your drawing is a little amaturish right now but put a little more effort and thought into your drawing and the overall look of your animations will get better.

UncleFuz responds:

SOMEday i'll get better, but for now, my only intention is for simple, comical drawings such as these.

[Spy Vs Spy Ep.1]

to the person before...

Actually the Spy vs. Spy series origionated in the Mad MAGAZINE, the magazine that inspired the tv show.

And to the "creator" of this animation, what the hell was that? Not only did your version not make sense, but it has been done before, the difference was that the origional was funny.
YOU SUCK

Jszostak responds:

i havnt seen this particular one done on ng or ne others

[The Anti-Drug]

ever tried the shit?

I smoke, and most of my friends do to, but we're not stuiped and most of us are quite athletic as well. The people that are killed because of mariquana are not smart enough to stay out of a car, (i mean no offence) are dead because they were stuiped. Weed doesn't make you stuiped, it just slows your body down temporarily. It's NOT FUCKING CRACK!

TaKEitOrLUMPiT responds:

Marijuana ditorts your reality, and it makes your response time much slower, imagine traveling 70 miles per hour and trying to dodge a car... Brandon and Johnny didn't.

[Silly Greek Bastard 2000]

ever notice...

Ever notice how specific groups of kids or people who are designated nerds or dorks, take every chance they can to call eachother names like bastard and moron. That behaviour destroys the self esteem of every member of the group and they spiral down.

And ontop of that they are f#(kin' anoying.

You two are a prime example of anoying dorks.

Jigaton responds:

...Says the NG Junkie as he commits the very behavior he speaks of...

lol- look kid, we were disallowed to curse in our presentation unless we used the terms in there literal sense. We took advantage of this loophole to get one past the teacher and amuse the class in the process. If I desired to grill Chris, I’d do a much better job that what you saw in this video. But fact is: I do not diss him, and for the very reasons you listed- it is pointless destruction of ones self esteem. Fact is, you weren't well enough informed to categorized me into this group you speak of. I'm aware of it's existence, but am in no way allied to the said lifestyle. We were going over the top to imitate it, and outside of this animation, It’s not something we live. I’m tempted now to tear you a new asshole, but what’s the use- you pry already know you’re a fucker.