Eye-Skate's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[HouseOnHappyHillReloaded]

just a few things

you made up about 2 of the jokes in this thing, everything else was from the simpsons or was formulaic dominant submisive abuse humor which is a um 'interesting" lets say, from of humour in itself. I could forgive you for the graphics since you made fun of them yourself but it would have been nice if you had a scene where you demonstrated your GOOD abilities just to balance it out. ===NEEDS WORK====

Xiphon responds:

Uh, well for one, i stopped watching the simpsons several seasons ago, So i have no idea which jokes were the ones that were actually original. Not sure what you mean about Dominant submisive abuse humor either, the humor style I went for in this was social and contradictive. A lot of things that wouldn't normally go together, such as a hord of very terrifying zombies that can't even break a door down, or two totally oposite people that wont ever stop arguing, even when normal people would. And the graphics, I know i'm not good with. The joke about it was an inside joke from a review on the original. (You hear that reviewers? watch what you say or I may reference you in later work!) I would probably heed this review a bit more if it actually pointed out which specific things were out of place.

[Cutethulhu]

incredible...but

i dont get it , what did the end mean? The animation is some of the best i've seen here but i just dont get the story (if there really is one) Overall though damn fine work

[Bones]

Screw animal cruelty bulls**t...

This is a cartoon that is funny and twisted maybe a little leaning on the side of twisted but isn't our lives better for having twisited stuff like this around? This is obviously high calibre work that ain't gonna make people go blow up their dogs, but it might make you think if you have an open mind.
Hope to see more!

[Ooopsie!!]

Aight heres the deal

Props to the animation but the punch line joke not only didn't fit the mood of the animation but didn't make much sense and wasnt all that funny. You are definitely talented you just need to put more thought into your work. Not bad though

[Mindless Killing]

lame

this was queit simply a horrible attempt to copy the incredible Madness series. Poorly developed ideas and lame animation. Lame, lame, LAME
PS. Get better before you start submiting material

uk-harrier responds:

Well sorreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mister skatey eyes.

[Dr. Shroud: BITB, Part 1]

to the last reviewer...

YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON! Do you have any idea what kind of time and skill it takes to make a movie of this calibre. This movie is a fantanstic example of a group who KNOWS what they're doing.
As for tweening, since when is it a crime to use it? And boring my ass if you'd chilled out and stayed long enough to watch it the way through you'd have gotten all the action you wanted.
The the artists, great work look forward to seeing part.2 !

[The Match]

Happy 420

This was the shit right here...heheh. You obviosly put quete a bit of work in on this. Entertaining and advanced animation.
congrats!

[Damn Good Times]

not bad...

Speaking from an animators point of view you need to work on drawing, your drawing is a little amaturish right now but put a little more effort and thought into your drawing and the overall look of your animations will get better.

UncleFuz responds:

SOMEday i'll get better, but for now, my only intention is for simple, comical drawings such as these.

[Zip Chord / invincibility]

Straight up...

You got skills. If you in fact made the music your pretty good in that field as well. Animation not bad either maybe just works on your style. But overall, two words... Smooth

[A New Dr. Pepper]

Cool man

Nice graphics, if it were longer it would score better. Funny concept to. Overall a good effort and with some of the bullshit getting on the frontpage these days you may go far...